Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: “Contest: Looking for the most beautiful woman in the world.” “I’m entering!” said Snow White.
After the contest she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?” “First Place!” said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest: Looking for the strongest man in the world.” “I’m entering,” says Superman.
After the contest he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?” “First Place,” answers Superman. “Was there any doubt?” They continue walking until they see yet another sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Naturally, Pinocchio enters.
After the contest he returns with tears in his eyes. “What happened?” they asked. “I came in 2nd; who the hell is this Brett Favre, anyway?” asked Pinocchio.