Softball Team Names

My buddy Doug is putting together a team for Sheboygan's annual Toys for Tots softball tournament. He asked for me to come up with some team names. I don't think he's got the balls to pick any of these, but here's the list I put together for him with my favorites at the end. (I had some help from my co-workers on a few, which are marked with an asterisk.)

• R. Kelly's Golden Club VIPs*
• Honey Nut Ichiros*
• The Softball Guys
• The Rorschach Tests
• The Player's Club
• Ricky Bobby All-Stars
• The Jihadists
• Tom Cruise Fan Club
• 10 Guys, a Ball and a Dream
• Doug's Juiced Balls*
• Sheboygan's Most Wanted (Only if they wear orange jerseys though)
• The Awkwards*
• Muggles
• Deadly Justice League
• C.O.B.R.A.
• Meat Bats*
• Purple Headed Slow Pitch Slingers
• Michael Jackson Reincarnates
• The Roundabouts
• The Floaters
• Singles for a Day*
• Barney's Purple Army
• Mighty Morphin Power Hitters
• Unsettling Settlers*
• Shockingly Poignants*
• The Pete Rose Charlie Hustle All-Stars
• Towers of Powers
• Middle Aged Adolescents
• Recovering Stalkers
• Asylum Escapees
• Ginger Gang
• Quahog Supremacists
• The Johns
• Hurt Sticks
• Fully Clothed Nudists
• Silent Assassins*
• Temporarily Singles
• The Barry White Experience*

Runner Up: The Hung Like a Curveballs

Favorite: The Guys Outside Your Bedroom Window