Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Softball Team Names

My buddy Doug is putting together a team for Sheboygan's annual Toys for Tots softball tournament. He asked for me to come up with some team names. I don't think he's got the balls to pick any of these, but here's the list I put together for him with my favorites at the end. (I had some help from my co-workers on a few, which are marked with an asterisk.)

  • R. Kelly's Golden Club VIPs*
  • Honey Nut Ichiros*
  • The Softball Guys
  • The Rorschach Tests
  • The Player's Club
  • Ricky Bobby All-Stars
  • The Jihadists
  • Tom Cruise Fan Club
  • 10 Guys, a Ball and a Dream
  • Doug's Juiced Balls*
  • Sheboygan's Most Wanted (Only if they wear orange jerseys though)
  • The Awkwards*
  • Muggles
  • Deadly Justice League
  • C.O.B.R.A.
  • Meat Bats*
  • Purple Headed Slow Pitch Slingers
  • Michael Jackson Reincarnates
  • The Roundabouts
  • The Floaters
  • Singles for a Day*
  • Barney's Purple Army
  • Mighty Morphin Power Hitters
  • Unsettling Settlers*
  • Shockingly Poignants*
  • The Pete Rose Charlie Hustle All-Stars
  • Towers of Powers
  • Middle Aged Adolescents
  • Recovering Stalkers
  • Asylum Escapees
  • Ginger Gang
  • Quahog Supremacists
  • The Johns
  • Hurt Sticks
  • Fully Clothed Nudists
  • Silent Assassins*
  • Temporarily Singles
  • The Barry White Experience*
Runner Up: The Hung Like a Curveballs

Favorite: The Guys Outside Your Bedroom Window

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