You've Just Been Pwned

I'm sorry XBOX Live gamertag FLESH STORM. I didn't mean to rape you. Nor did I mean to embarass you. It's just...well...you're bad. Like epic bad. Like Ishtar bad. Seriously, Bad just apologized to you for stealing your name. Enjoy your lonely, pathetic exsistence. I'll wave at you from the winner's circle. Peace out, nancy boy.

Here's the story...

It was awesome. I raped on Wasteland and Derail - 20 plus kills and single digit deaths. 1st place both matches. We lost both because not another person on my team had double digit kills. Of course on Wasteland I was noob-tubing. That pissed him off and he bitched at me afterward. Then on Derail, I ran around silent and killed EVERYONE. He got the winning kill on me with a RPD by wasting a half of clip and camping in a rail car. No joke. After the match, he bragged that he shot me in the ass. I responded, "You fired 50 shots, you were bound to hit me at least once." That pissed him off more. Then he left. Poor baby. Oh yeah, he sounded like he was my age so that made it better. Plus, his own team laughed at him. Priceless.

And boom goes the dynamite. I hope you brought your lube because you just got fucked!

Oops...Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Prestige...Again

Yup, you guessed it. I Prestiged again in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I figured I have more than enough time to get back to 70 before Battlefield: Bad Company 2 drops. I might even have time to Prestige one more time. Plus, with the new maps releasing sometime in the next month or two, I'll still be playing Call of Duty.

I'm 99.99% sure I WILL Prestige again. There is a benefit to help Prestige faster. There are additional challenges that keep rolling over from Prestige to Prestige. And they're high point challenges.

One thing I missed the first time is Infinity Ward's sense of humor. When you're able to Prestige, it opens the Prestige option. If you click it, it gives you a warning about losing your guns. If you click yes, it gives you another warning asking if you really want to Prestige. If you click no, it makes chicken noises. I love it. I actually said no a few times just to hear the chickens. Brilliant!

The only things I miss are the AK-47 and the Blue Tiger camo for my M4 and MP5. So long AK-47. So long Blue Tiger camo. I hardly knew ya! (But I'll be seeing you again shortly.)

This is my player logo...

Stats at the time of 2nd Prestige: (Stats from 1st Prestige in Parentheses.)
As of right now, I'm ranked in the top million in all the categories except accuracy. (I will never be ranked high in accuracy because people that played one match, fired one shot and hit something will always be at 100% accurate.) I am ranked in the top 500,000 in wins. That is by far the most important category to me. Kills are sexy, but wins are where the meat and potatoes are at.

Score - 1,098,380 (573,230)
Time Played - 5 days, 3 hours, 36 minutes (2 days, 18 hours, 23 minutes)

Wins - 526 (280)
Losses - 466 (239)
Ratio - 1.13 (1.17)
Streak - 11 (11)

Kills - 10,823 (5668)
Deaths - 9,327 (4972)
Ratio - 1.16 (1.14)\
Streak - 20 (13)

Accuracy - 19.09% (19.22%)
Shots Hit - 26,271 (13,523)
Shots Missed - 111,307 (56,827)

Progress:


Favorite Callsign Earned During My 1st Prestige:

"It's Personal!" - Hurt an enemy then finish them off with a Throwing Knife.

Favorite Emblem Earned During My 1st Prestige:

M4 Emblem - Complete M4A1 Veteran II (1,000 M4 Kills)