Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Gamerscore Whore That Is Me

My gamerscore started at 0. I raised it to 100,325. Then, it was back down to 0. Now, it is a paltry 5960.

Ever since those bastards in Redmond, Washington, reset my gamerscore to zero, I have not done much gamerscore whoring...until now.

Since I am a bit of an addict, I decided that I would whore for one month out of the year. This way, boosting will only monopolize my time for one month as opposed to all day, every day. That month is now upon me.

My primary goal for June is to get at least one achievement a day. My secondary goals are to raise my gamerscore by 20,000 points and earn 1,000 points in 10 games. (I'm also trying to break my personal best streak of gaming for 63 consecutive days on the 360. Entering June, I'm at 40 days so if I meet my primary goal, I will also meet my streak goal.)

And, oh yeah, no saves or SPGs. I'm going to do this legit. As legit as boosting is.

Me, My Dad and the Milwaukee Mile

Saturday, May 30, 2009

The Legend Annoying

I fear things that cannot be killed like zombies and Brett Favre.

Please stay retired or die. Either works.

Me, My Dad and Miller Park

Friday, May 29, 2009

My New Camera!

I just got my new digital camera as shown above in the first picture I took with it. It is a black Kodak M1063. So far so good. Here are a few test shots I've snapped. The barn was zoomed in about 75%. The chair was an interior with flash. And my favorite is the panoramic that the camera stitches together from 3 separate photos I took.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Star Trek: The 2nd Time Around


I went to see “Star Trek” again tonight. Marcus Theatres was nice enough to add it to this week's list of Spotlight Movies. (If you're not signed up for their free, weekly newsletter, you can sign up HERE. The Spotlight movie coupon allows you to see a few selected flicks at any showing on Wednesdays or Thursdays for just $5.00. I see a lot of movies this way since I work ‘til 9 and the normal evening price in SheVegas is $9.00.)

After ripping on Jeff for not asking me to go when he saw “Star Trek,” I decided to call him and ask if he wanted to go. Of course, he did not answer. Oh well, I guess there are better things to do then hang out with a supposedly good friend and enjoy the Trek. (UPDATE: Jeff finally got back to me via text and said that he could not go because his Grandpa was in hospice care. I believe him, but due to some long standing trust and communication issues, I take everything he says with a grain of salt.)

The second viewing increased my love for this movie. Knowing what I now know, after Dan explained some things to me about the Trek universe, helped me understand more the second time through. I still enjoy the big explosions and quick-witted banter, but now I caught more intricacies that J.J. subtly slipped in. And the hot, green space poon!

And there is ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, 100% nothing wrong with some hot ass, green space poon!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

If Cameron Was in Egypt's Land...

...he would buy this house! Serving as Cameron Frye's house in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," it was home to the memorable scene where Ferris drives the Ferrari through the garage. According to REALTOR.COM, it's going for a cool 2.3 million dollars. If I had that kind of ching, I would buy it in a heartbeat.

My TIVO Weeps For Thee!

Now that the networks have released the fall prime time TV schedules, it is time to mourn the loss of my favorite shows. In their infinite wisdom and foresight, the networks have axed five shows that were staples in my TIVO.


CBS canceled “The Unit.” A great military drama that provided my action fix while “Burn Notice” was on hiatus. Goodbye, Snake Doctor, Cool Breeze, Whiplash, Hammerhead, Dirt Diver, Betty Blue and the rest of the Unit crew.


ABC showed “Pushing Daisies” and “Dirty Sexy Money” the door. With those losses, I am down to “Scrubs” as the only show on ABC I watch. Wow, has the ABC network fallen. The one good thing that ABC is doing is showing the last 3 unaired episodes of “Pushing Daisies.” The episodes will air on Saturday nights starting May 29th.


NBC decided to prematurely kick “My Name is Earl” to the curb. However, there is hope! FOX and ABC are deciding whether or not to pick up “Earl.” From early indications, it looks as if “Earl” has a good chance at latching on with another network. The show is brilliant. I am befuddled that more people do not watch “Earl.” What is wrong with you?


Lastly, CW ended “Reaper's” run. “Reaper” was a highly underrated show that would have been huge hit if it was aired a major network. I'm most bummed about “Reaper” if “Earl” is not picked up, but I wish they all could have been saved. Sam, I hope you got out of your deal with the Devil. Thanks to CW, we'll never know!

I enjoyed the laughs, cries, screams, and other emotions each one of you have embraced me with.

I will miss you all!

Lyric Wednesdays - Lit

I picked this week's entry because of my Memorial Day TRADITION of drinking in excess. There are three reasons I remember and still enjoy Lit's 1999 hit off their album, “ A Place in the Sun.”

The first reason is that my old roommate's band, Left of Reason, covers it. Whenever they cover a song it makes me fall in love with it again. Plus, everyone knows the song so it goes over well at live gigs.

The second is that it was added to the Rock Band 2 set list – only my favorite party game of all-time. It is easy to play on hard and expert, but still fun on easy and medium. Plus, it is one of the few Rock Band songs that I do not have to read the lyrics when I’m the vocalist in The Toilet Paper Cardboard Tubes, which is my digital band’s name.

The third is my favorite reason. There is a line in the song “My car is the front yard” that is applicable because it actually happened to me. There was a party for Home Depot employees at Maple Lanes. I think it was a going away party, but I cannot remember exactly. Let’s just say that I had a wee bit too much to drink. Unfortunately, I was not smart enough or mature enough to call for a ride. When I woke up in the morning, my dad asked me if I had a good night. I said yes, and then asked why. He said “Because you parked your truck in the middle of the lawn.” I went outside, and sure enough, there it was. I parked the Marklennium Falcon on the grass between the shop and the house. Oops. I might have been too drunk to drive.

I definitely was “My Own Worst Enemy.”

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you that.
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me

Please tell me,Please tell me why?
My car is in the front yard
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
And you're gone gone

It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy,
Cuz every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
The smoke alarm is going off when there's a cigarette
Still burning

Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
And you're gone gone

Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night

It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cuz every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the the things I said when I was drunk
I didn't mean to call you that

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Movie Mondays - Star Trek


I hated everything Star Trek. The TV series looked cheap. The movies looked boring. And the fans, well, to be nice, they were “special.”

That all changed when J.J. Abrams signed on to direct the new “Star Trek” movie. The previews made the movie look awesome! So when Matt and Dan came up for the Memorial Day BONFIRE, we decided to head to the theater. It was a good decision.

“Star Trek” was funny and touching. There were huge space explosions and intimate scenes with just Spock and Kirk. It had everything that makes a movie great plus some hot, green space poon, which is never bad. As soon as we got out of the theater, Matt asked Dan and I, “Was it just me or was that green chick in her panties hot?” No, Matt, it was not just you.

Also, as a newcomer to the “Star Trek” world, the movie does include some nods to the TV series, but it pretty much starts over. Dan is a Trekkie so it was nice to have him afterwards to fill in the blanks. J.J. crafted a “Star Trek” movie that requires little knowledge of the previous Trek lore, but is still Trek enough to satisfy the vast amount of Trekkies. Sequels are a given and after experiencing this movie, I'm excited for them. Plus, I enjoyed the movie so much that I am seriously considering going back to watch the TV series and movies. “Star Trek” was an all-around hit for the producers, creators, and J.J.

I definitely recommend seeing “Star Trek” in the theater because there are quite a few special effects and some will be lost during the transition to the small screen. In fact, I plan on seeing it again if Marcus Theatres puts “Star Trek” on their Spotlight Movies list. Plus, I'll be first in line for the DVD special edition.

Oh my God, I think I'm becoming a Trekkie.

Somewhere a pig is flying.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Memorial Day Party 2009












Memorial Day 2009 can be described in one word - interesting.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Lyric Wednesdays - Len

This week's entry is a good song, but what makes it great is that it is FUN!

There are two main reasons this song is one of my favorites. The first is the talking interludes before and in the middle. When this song came out, I just happened to be crushing on a girl named Karen. Plus, they talk about Mark. That's me! (I know, I know. I'm a fucking geek.)

The other reason is the repeated playings while moving Doug down to Georgia. Days before Jeff and I left to move Doug and Linnea down to Georgia, my truck was broken into and my stereo was stolen. I did not have time to replace it so Jeff and I had no tunes on the way down. However, on the way back Jeff and I decided to do the trip in one day. The time was something like 20 hours or so. When we got to Tennessee, (I remember only because the Wal-Mart was overrun by orange Volunteer gear.) we decided to buy a Walkman, speakers and CDs. Since I was the only one with money, I could only afford one CD. So I bought Len's "You Can't Stop the Bum Rush." I don't even want to know how many times we listened to it. The song never got old though! Plus, by the time we arrived home, Jeff and I knew EVERY word to the song!

So here's Len's one-hit wonder, "Steal My Sunshine" off their 1999 album, You Can't Stop the Bum Rush...

Hey, Matt?
Yeah, Tim?
Hey, have you talked to Mark lately?
Uhh, I haven't really talked to him but he looks pretty, uh, down.
Ha ha ha, he looks pretty, uh, down.
Yeah, well, maybe we should cheer him up then.
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
Well, does he like butter tarts?

I was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in myself defeat
My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat
A comfortable three feet deep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning weak
Impaired my tribal lunar speak
And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it's up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I'm not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet
If you steal my sunshine

Check, c'mere c'mere, c'mere
Wow, look at her.
I know.
I've never seen Sharon look so bad before.
I did once before, but this is pretty bad.
Yeah, what do you think she got up to last night?
Ha ha ha
Well . . . I . . .
KAREN! I LOVE YOU!

I was lying on the bench slide in the park across the street
L-A-T-E-R that week
My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
An incredible eight foot heap
Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare in a staring under heat
Involved an under usual feet
And I'm not only among but I invite who I want to come
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it's up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I'm not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet
If you steal my sunshine

I know it's done for me
If you steal my sunshine
Not as some and hard to see
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping dumb and built to beat
If you steal my sunshine

My Sunshine
If you steal my sunshine

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Rules For Catching Home Runs at Miller Park

After Mat Gamel hit his first Major League home run last night, someone on a Brewers blog rekindled the Happy Youngster debate. (Click HERE.) I think the time has come for some stadium justice regarding catching home run and foul baseballs. If you break the rules, you get a back room beat down by the biggest, drunkest fans in your section.

What are the rules? The rules are open for debate, but here are my ideas...

1. The first home run ball you catch, you can keep or trade. Do not ask for too much since a signed ball or bat and a photo is plenty. Do not ask for something from another player. It is humiliating to the player that hit the ball.

2. If it is not the first home run ball you caught, give it to youngest kid sitting around you. You already have one so give someone else the memory. Plus, karma will be on your side.

3. If you catch a milestone ball that breaks an all-time record, like the home run or hits record, then all bets are off. Sell it for big money, trade it for signed goods, keep it and put it on your bedroom shelf, or give it to the Hall of Fame. Whatever you want to do is fine. A ball like that could set you up financially for life. No one should decide that except for you. Beware of the consequences and backlash towards your decision though.

4. If you shove, push or bully someone that is smaller than you to get a HOME RUN ball, do not return to Miller Park. The Brewers do not need you as a fan anymore.

5. If you shove, push or bully someone that is smaller than you to catch a FOUL ball, please jerk your car into a bridge embankment on your way home. The world does not need you as a person anymore.

Any other suggestions?

Monday, May 18, 2009

Mr. 2000!

Congratulations, Jason Kendall!

The Hall will be calling one day.

I cannot wait for June 29th. I am getting my Jason Kendall bobblehead doll.

Who's coming with me!

Another One Bites the Dust

I was playing Battlefield: Bad Company on Saturday with Matt. We were on the same squad until my internet starting acting up and booted me offline. Once I signed back in, I tried to join Matt's squad, but it put me on the other team. He was attacking and knowing Matt's run 'n' gun style, I waited for him to get to the crate. I was sitting in the brush as a sniper, throwing motion sensors. As soon as I saw his name pop up, I knifed him and got his tags.

After what I did to Murda HERE, I had to be fair and also post this pic. Enjoy! And Matt...GOTCHA BITCH!

Movie Mondays - Revenge of the Nerds Edition


This week's edition of Movie Mondays is the classic 1980's comedy "Revenge of the Nerds." I remember watching the movie on television and recording it to VHS. Since it is rated "R," all the "good" parts were cut from the movie. I searched and searched for a licensed copy on VHS for years. In the first 20 years it was out, I saw the movie, conservatively, 50 times. About 5 years ago, I finally bought a DVD copy on eBay. It was the first time I ever saw the movie in it's entirely. I was pissed too because I then realized that I could have "thoroughly enjoyed" those missing scenes during my adolescent years.

Over the years, the movie has held up. It's still as funny today as it was in the eighties. And just as relevant. Just the other day at work, some co-workers and I were talking about the scene with Takashi pedaling around the track. And we all knew what he screamed when asked how he is doing. Also, judging by the recent "Family Guy" skit where Peter wins a talent contest by executing the same song and dance as the Nerds do, I'm guessing my co-workers and I were not the only Nerds that the movie resonated with.

So how good is this movie?

Good enough to fuck your mother!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Free Album From Coldplay

I am an unabashed Coldplay fan. And I have gotten a lot of shit for it too. (Thank you "40 Year Old Virgin.") Their music got me through some tough times. So if you are a fan like me, I have some great news! Coldplay is releasing a live album for FREE! The album titled "Left Right Left Right Left" was recorded during their Viva La Vida tour.

If you're able to go to their new tour this summer, you will get a free copy. For the rest of us, who cannot afford tickets or do not want the tickets we can afford, Coldplay is letting fans download it for free.

To download the album go HERE or HERE.

The song list includes:
Glass of Water
42
Clocks
Strawberry Swing
The Hardest Part/Postcards From Far Away
Viva La Vida
Death Will Never Conquer
Fix You
Death And All His Friends

Thank you, Coldplay. You have always been good to your fans!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Chris Coghlan Versus The World's Biggest Douche Bag Fan

I could NOT let this story pass without putting my 2 cents in.

If you do not know the back story, Chris Coghlan, a rookie infielder for the Florida Marlins, hit his first Major League home run. A fan, Nick Yohanek, who calls himself the Happy Youngster, caught the ball. Those are the only facts known. The rest is a classic he said, he said story.

The Happy Douchebag says that he only asked for a bat signed by team superstar Hanley Ramirez, a bat signed by Coghlan, and tickets to the Florida-Brewers series in Miami. (By the way, if someone can afford to take a road trip to Miami to see the game, that person can afford the $10 ticket into the stadium. That stadium is so empty, one could buy the cheapest ticket and move to the front row, behind home plate.)

Chris and the Florida Marlins' team representatives say the fan demanded an autographed bat by Ramirez, an autographed baseball by Ramirez, an autographed baseball by Coghlan, a personalized Coghlan bat, a photo with Coughlan, and tickets to the Yankees - Marlins series in Miami. The funniest part was he also wanted his photograph taken with Coghlan, whose name the Happy Douchebag mispronounced even though he pretended to be a fan by wearing a Marlins cap.

The parties settled on the photo, an autographed ball and one of Coghlan's signed bats. Plus, it turns out that when Coghlan gave him the items he would not give Coghlan the ball. It wasn't until Coghlan begged and pleaded that the Happy Douchebag relented and gave up the ball.

I usually side with fans, but then I read this BLOG by Tom Haudricourt. Haudricourt is a respected journalist and covers the Brewers for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Tom recalled when the Happy Douchebag caught Geoff Jenkins' 200th home run ball and held it for ransom. The fan requested a bat signed by Prince Fielder among many other things.

How disheartening is that to Chris and Geoff who hit the home runs? I caught your ball, but you're not enough of a superstar to want anything signed by you, so go get your all-star teammate's autograph for me. Classy.

Attention Chris Coghlan...As a Brewers fan, I apologize. As a baseball fan, I apologize. As a man who grew up playing little league and dreaming of hitting a home run in the majors, I apologize. I can only hope that this incident will not taint your view of Milwaukee. We are great fans of baseball.

Attention "Happy Youngster"...Go fuck yourself, douche bag. You are an embarrassment to fans everywhere. You are an embarrassment to the Brewers and the city of Milwaukee. Please turn in your Brewers gear and stay home. If you need a team to cheer for, I hear that the Cubs accept douche bags on their bandwagon.

Random Thoughts After Another Crappy Work Week

I had an interesting week of work. It was generally slow, but the customers still had some "interesting" questions. This was an actual conversation I had with an account holder...
"What is your account number?"
"I don't have it."
"I'm sorry, but I cannot change your address without your account number."
"I have the account number. Why didn't you just say that?"
Are you fucking kidding me? And that was one of the mellower conversations. I guess it takes all kinds. But why do I have to get the crazy ones?...

I was annoyed that the Brewers game was rained out tonight. I was hoping to catch the last few innings. It is a BIG series against the Cardinals this weekend. I know it's early, but first place is on the line. I still get to watch Saturday and Sunday though, if the rain stays away...

I was surprised that the Brewers brought up Mat Gamel already. Was it necessary to dump Brad Nelson? Yes, especially after starting 0-21 at the plate with 9 strikeouts. He seemed like a nice guy and I wish him the best. However, all the "experts" said that the reason Nelson, McGehee, and Duffy struggled as pinch hitters was because they're young and need consistent at bats. So how will sporadic playing time affect Gamel? General Manger Doug Melvin is usually right, but I question this move. Maybe Gamel is just keeping the bench warm until Catalanotto is ready. One can hope...

Question: What do you get when you cross X-Men Origins: Wolverine and the Marcus Theaters gift card that is burning a hole in my pocket? Answer: Sunday...

Awhile back, I wrote a post about my investment in AIG. My wish almost came true. AIG hit $2.00, but I did not have the balls to pull the trigger and sell. If I would have sold at $2 and bought back in at $1.65 three days later, I could have pocketed an extra $644. Now that AIG has climbed back up, I'd either have that $644 in my pocket or 390 more shares. FUCK! The stock market is a malicious bitch, isn't it?...

Well, that's all folks. Time to watch the season finale of Numb3rs.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Best Baked Chicken Ever!

If you like baked chicken, you MUST try Schwan's Roasted Chicken Breast Halves. It is the best baked chicken I have ever tasted! And I have tried plenty. It is only available through Schwan's. You can order it online HERE. If you have eaten Schwan's products before you know the food tastes great. Somethings are a bit pricier than supermarket prices, but aren't the finer things in life worth it? The best thing is, the Schwan's delivery truck will drop it off right at your door. Please try it. Your taste buds will thank you!

Lyric Wednesdays - Ice Cube

Some days work just flat out sucks. Nothing seems to be going right. Everyone is against you and everything goes wrong. For those days, which for me, today was one of those, you need a pick me up. My solution? A song off Ice Cube's 1992 album, The Predator. Pop in this song and cruise to Ice Cube's classic. This song will illicit memories of when "It was a Good Day."

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god
I dont know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didnt pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do
Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from kim and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin' y'all
Which court, are y'all playin' basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers everyway like m.j.
I cant believe, today was a good day

Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin', didn't even look in a niggaz direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to $hort dogs house, they was watchin' Yo! MTV Raps
Whats the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin' domino
And now I am yelling dominoes
Plus nobody I know got killed in south central l.a.
Today was a good day

Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin' to fuck since the twelve grade
Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep so deep so deep
Put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call ice cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp
And it read ice cubes a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.

Hey wait, wait a minute fool
Stop the shit
What the fuck am I thinking about?

Monday, May 11, 2009

My 360 Blogs Too!

Anyone who has an XBOX 360 and is connected to the internet should visit 360Voice.com and sign up for an account. (It is free, but you do have to disable some privacy settings for your gamer profile.) It is one of the coolest sites I've found relating to the XBOX 360. It takes your gamer profile activity and turns it into a blog, FROM THE 360'S POINT-OF-VIEW! It blogs each day and also blogs a weekly recap. If I change my gamer pic or avatar (which is to the left,) then the blog also updates that. If my gamer rep goes up or down, the 360 blogs about it. It even recaps my gamerscore. You can check out my Lunchbox37 blog HERE. As a sample, this was my 360's weekly recap for May 11th...

Lunchbox37's Weekly Recap - May 11 2009

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Oh man are my cores just rocking... Lunchbox37 played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! We added 20 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Oh, and Lunchbox37 must have been in the mood to shoot things last week. We played some serious FPS! BF: Bad Company was the favorite game. He played it on 7 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Isn't that the coolest shit in the world?

Movie Mondays - Shooter Edition


I have been a Mark Wahlberg fan since the days of “Good Vibrations” so I try to see every one of his movies. I am also a fan of action movies centering on conspiracies and revenge. So when “Shooter” was released, I was stoked.

“Shooter” revolves around an ex-special forces soldier, played by Wahlberg, who is unwittingly recruited into an assassination plot. Once he realizes that everyone is against him, he goes to work, so to speak. He wrecks havoc on anyone that opposes him.

I love this movie. It has gun fights, car chases, hand-to-hand combat, good one-liners, an uber-hot female friend, and an underdog sidekick. “Shooter” gets my adrenaline pumping. After watching it, I almost always start up my 360 to do some virtual killing. A great movie will evoke emotion in whoever watches it. “Shooter” does just that.

I have to give “Shooter” must see status for action fans. And do not forget to check out “The Wahlberg Walk” during the mountain top sniper scene. Nobody walks like Wahlberg. He oozes style and when he reaches his destination, someone is bound to get fucked up.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Faith in Humanity Restored!

My faith in humanity has been restored. I went out and had a blast with the guys. Doug, Josh, and Jeff joined me out at the bars tonight. All props go to Doug, who set everything up. Doug, my dad, and I started at Pine Grove. After dropping my dad off, Josh and Jeff joined me at Meyer's for a fish bowl. We ended the night at Falls Tap, shooting darts and taking shots. Viva la Purple Haze! Maybe life is okay after all. The picture is of the guys at Falls Tap minus Doug who was taking the picture. My birthday celebration was awesome! Thanks, guys!

Friday, May 8, 2009

A Harsh Realization

I've come to a harsh realization today on my 29th birthday. I am a loser. I've tried to deny it for a long time, but today smacked me in the face. Here were my options available to me on my special day...

1. Go out to eat with my parents and grandma, but not for my birthday, for Mother's Day.
2. Hang out with my friend and his wife and kids. No different than any other weekend.
3. Drive 2 1/2 hours to Brodhead, WI and watch Left of Reason practice. I'd be sitting by myself, watching the band enjoy themselves.
4. ______ by myself. Options include bar hopping, going to a movie, going on a bike ride, etc. Lots of options. I just have to do them all alone.
5. Go to work even though I had the day off.
6. Sit at home, order a pizza, and play video games alone.

I choose option 6. At least this way I can spend time with the only person that truly cares about my birthday...me. Even if that person is a loser.

Gotcha Bitch!

I just wanted to post these pics because I got Murda's dog tags while playing Battlefield: Bad Company. I'm proud of my accomplishment because he is the best first person shooter that I've ever played with. He joined my game, but was put on the opposite team. He took refuge in a stairwell, but what he did not know was that I was upstairs. I calmly walked down and knifed him in the back. Gotcha Bitch!

Picture a Day

I read an article where some guy took a picture of himself each day for a year. When the year was over, he put together a movie that quickly showed every picture. It was about 2 minutes long. I've always thought that was a cool idea so I stole it. One of my goals this year is to complete this project. I'm starting today on my 29th birthday and will complete it when I turn 30 in 2010. I hope it goes well! The picture for this post is my first one. It was taken at 12:02 am today while playing Battlefield: Bad Company with Murda.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Lyric Wednesdays - Eve 6

This week's entry is a song by Eve 6 that should be played in a vehicle to take advantage of it's awesomeness. My best memory of this song was when I was cruising down Calumet Drive/Hwy 42 in my truck with MML. Jeff was in the lane next to me in his Mustang. We were coming home from the bar at 2 am and probably should not have been driving. We rolled down our windows and each hit play on our CD players at the same time. We're rolling down the road, driving side-by-side, screaming this song to each other. It was a sight to be seen. It is one of my favorite memories of all-time.

I hope others have had great driving memories to this song. When I met Matt, I found out he also loved this song and knew every word. That's the mark of a truly fun song.

So hop in your car and crank up "Open Road Song."

Tonight I feel ambitious and so does my foot, as it sinks on the pedal
I press it to the floor
I don't need a girl
Don't need a friend
Cuz my friend lonesome's unconditional
We're flying forever bored

For a moment I love everything that I see, and think, and feel
I love my broken sideview mirror
Cuz it's so perfect
I'm so perfect
You're so perfect
You're not here!
I hear the change in gears

My pile shakes as i hit 80' on the open road
This is an open road song

The night is beckoning
Although I have nowhere to go but home, feels good to be alone
With every turn comes a new frame of mind
If I could frame my mind
Where would it hang?

My pile shakes as I hit 80' on the open road
My pile shakes as I hit 80' on the open road
My pile shakes as I hit 80' on the open road
This is an open road...song!

I crack a window
And feel the cool air cleanse my every pore
As i pour my poor heart out
To a radio song that's patient and willing to listen
My volume drowns it out
Ya, but that's okay cuz I sound better then him anyway
Anyday!
Ya, my voice is sweet as salt
I search for comfort and I find it where I found it many times before
Times before it could be forgotten, yeah !

My pile shakes as I hit 80' on the open road
My pile shakes as I hit 80' on the open road
My pile shakes as I hit 80' on the open road
This is an open road...song!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Movie Mondays - Fight Club Edition


I am ashamed to admit this, but I tried to watch "Fight Club" a few times but could never pull the trigger. The first attempt was after already watching two movies in Jeff's basement. I was so tired; I passed out during the previews. The other times I tried, I could not watch it because MML bought the DVD for my birthday. (If you read my earlier post about MML and The Home Depot, you understand why.)

But I guess spite beats hate because the first time I watched “Fight Club” I did not want to watch it, but did so out of spite. My former roommate Jacque wanted to watch a movie, but not "Fight Club" so I put it in so she would leave. And she did. I'm glad I did, though. It was an amazing two hours. Life-altering would be a better description.

Normally, I’d give brief description of the movie, but you need to see it to believe it.

After the movie, I remember chain-smoking in my garage with my other roommate Matt. I was having an out-of-body-like experience. My mind was blown! I just kept repeating, “Wow.” I have not been able to watch it since. I do not want to ruin that experience. And even though I have only watched “Fight Club” once, it is securely in my top 5 favorite movies of all-time if not number one.

Braun Bobblehead Doll Day

May 3rd will be a Brewer game that will be talked about for a long time and for many reasons - pregame tailgating, home runs, flying peanuts, Trevor Hoffman, postgame tailgating, and oh yeah, Matt.

The guys got together to go to the game. Neal, me, Dan, Ed, MattD, MattE, MattS, and Dave went to see the Brewers beat the Diamondbacks 4-3. The Sheboygan crew of MattS, Neal, Ed and I met the Madison crew of MattE, Dave, MattD and Dan at the park and ride by State Fair Park so we could follow each other in and park next to each other. I think Ed was the only one without a roadie in his hand.

Once in the lot, we started tailgating. And when it comes to tailgating, we are professionals. I brought the big Weber grill. Nothing beats grilling with charcoal. The spread included Salchert’s pork and steak sandwiches, deviled eggs, chips and salsa, mint brownies, and pork ‘n beans (cooked in the can, on the grill...yum!) MattS also picked up some fresh Sheboygan hard rolls. Plus, we had 3 coolers of liquor. I brought along corn hole and a football, but nobody wanted to exercise. After a few drinks and eats, we decided to head in.

Best Pregame Tailgating Moment: (Tie) The first was Dan screaming at a guy parked behind us who used his car alarm to find his car. I agree with Dan that the guy was an idiot, but I have to admit, Dan might have overreacted. The funniest thing was that the guy was with his young son. Yikes! The second was MattS getting lost on his way back from the Port-a-John. We parked only a few hundred feet away. But that’s what he gets for starting the day off with Irish coffee.

On our way into the stadium, we all got a Ryan Braun bobblehead doll. Dave's (the one in the picture) was battle damaged. Once in the game, we took our seats in row 8 of section 229. I should have planned ahead for the roof being open because our seats were in the blazing hot sun. I did not spend a lot of time in my seat. MattD, MattS, Neal and I spent some time in the Loge bar. MattS then went back to his seat, but passed out soon after. He was out cold by the 4th inning. Slumped over in his seat, everyone around him was laughing. Around the 7th inning, MattD and I went to go get cheese fries. We were eating them, minding our own business when some jackasses tried to start something. One fucking college boy looked back at MattD and pointed at him to his friends. Then another friend tossed a peanut shell at MattD. MattD asked them what the fuck and they had the balls to say that they did not see him standing there. MattD responded with "You fucking looked at me asshole before you threw it. I'm still here if somethings up." I looked up at them with MattD and they backed down. That's right, pussies! After the game, it took Neal and me about 15 minutes to get MattS out of his seat and then Neal still had to hold him up until we got back to the truck.

As far as the game goes, it was an exciting game. The Brewers jumped out to a quick 3-0 lead thanks to back-to-back homers. The Diamondbacks rallied to tie it at 3, but the Brewers answered to make it 4-3. Everyone knew it was over as soon as the bells rang. Hoffman only needed 8 pitches to close out the Brewers victory.

Best Game Moment: It is easily MattS falling over backwards into the row ahead of us. He biffed it big time! I wish I would have remembered to take a picture. The best part was that it was the first inning! He really enjoyed tailgating!

Best Brewer Moment: This one was a toss-up between Cameron and Fielder hitting back-to-back jacks and Trevor Hoffman saving the game. I have to go with the home runs because a few days earlier I got to see Hoffman save a game. Back-to-back home runs are rarer.

After the game was over, the traffic was crazy so we all chilled in the parking lot. We just stood around until Dave, Ed and I started to throw the football around. Neal was hitting, unsuccessfully, on some chicks and MattS was passed out in the truck. The Madison crew went on their way after an hour and the Sheboygan crew was planning on leaving until Neal met some interesting people. There was a guy wearing a bandanna, but not on his head. He was wearing it on his face some a bank robber in the wild west. Freak!

Best Postgame Tailgating Moment: It has to be Neal working his magic on the four older women tailgating next to us. The ladies were, how do I say this nicely, not ones to write home about. But that did not stop Neal. He was a trooper. Each time he broke the touch barrier, we laughed at him. Unfortunately, his best was not good enough as they left without giving up a phone number.

Once we got back to Sheboygan, we sat at Neal's house for awhile watching tv. Then after dropping off MattS and going back to Neal's to drop off everything he forgot in the truck, Ed and I headed home to relax and order a pizza.

Another great day at Miller Park!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Green Bay Packers Season Ticket Waiting List

I am a proud member of the Green Bay Packers season ticket waiting list. Each year, the Green Bay Packers send out a postcard with my waiting list number. I received mine and this year I am number 4291. Last year I was 4387 so I moved up 96 spots. My parents put me on the list during training camp in 1990. I've been on the list for 19 years already and if the current pace holds up, I will get my own tickets in 45 years! I'll be 73 years old. I should preface this by saying that my parents already have season tickets now in section 130 and, fingers crossed, when they decide to pass them down, they will pass them to me.

Here is how my number has decreased over the years:
2008 - 4291
2007 - 4387
2006 - 4453
2003 - 4640
2002 - 5053
2001 - 6405
(Unknown Year) - 8925